Episode 11: The One With The Generational Booty

Wherein your hosts talk about the upcoming NHL Expansion Draft and Awards Ceremony, the top 5 things we hate hearing from students, who’s got the NHL’s generational booty, why Leap Year is a cinematic masterpiece (even though it doesn’t make geographic sense OR star Nicolas Cage), why Jane Austen novels (and Kris Russell) are pretty…

Episode 10: The One With The Above Average Chris

Wherein your hosts address Kris Russell (again), talk a little bit about basketball and hockey, wax poetic about Daveed Diggs (and Unbreakable Kimmy Schmidt), cast Taylor Hall as a member of the MCU, and spend an hour talking about how great Wonder Woman was (no, for real – spoilers from 9:42-1:08:28). Listen on Soundcloud Listen…

Episode 9: The One Where We Don’t Just Stick To Sports

Wherein your hosts talk about climate change deniers, whether athletes should have political opinions (spoiler: yes!), why Wonder Woman is absolutely necessary in today’s climate, why Megan likes taking pictures of the stars, and lastly what they’d REALLY ask Taylor Hall if he was a guest on the podcast. There it is pic.twitter.com/WRTod2LXto — Stephanie…

Episode 8: The One With All The Chrises

Wherein your hosts talk about not extending Kris Russell, the power of words, how much we loved King Arthur (SPOILER: A LOT), why GotG2 wasn’t as good as we’d hoped, why Tom Cruise is not Jack Reacher (#fakenews), goddamned Eddie Bondo, all the (other) Chrises, an alternate universe where Taylor Hall is still an Oiler,…

Episode 7: The One With Three High Fives

Wherein your hosts talk about how the Oilers got bounced from the playoffs (Go Preds!), who killed Jason Blossom (SPOILERS! 43:35-50:10), whether Kelsey’s allegiance to Taylor Hall is in question, why Serena Williams is the greatest of all time, what to do with Jordan Eberle and Kris Russell (hint: take them out to pasture), and…

Episode 6: The One With Door Number 3

Wherein your hosts discuss the Oilers chances in Games 5 &6, Sidney Crosby’s concussion, Pitch being cancelled (and why Aaron Judge is the truth and the light), a US Presidential Battle Royale, and which NHLers would be part of the Backstreet Boys. Listen on iTunes Listen on SoundCloud Listen on Google Play   An added…

Episode 5: The One Without 200 Hockey Men

Wherein your hosts get an unnaturally early start and talk about the Oilers in the second round, PK Subban being a delight, Riverdale, The Great Gatsby, why Megan wants to live in Dillon, Texas, Fyre Festival and of course Taylor Hall (who is precious and pure and too good for this world). Listen now: on…

Episode 4: The One With Kelsey’s Revenge

Wherein your hosts talk about arena bathrooms, steerage, the syntax of hosebeast, why Bill O’Reilly is actual trash, why they love teaching, books they’re reading, Kelsey’s revenge on Megan, and (as always) Taylor Hall – our favourite Human Golden Retriever. Listen now: on Itunes Listen now: on Soundcloud Show notes: PodcastScript4April23

Episode 3: The One Where Kelsey Cries

Wherein Megan and Kelsey give an update on the Oilers’ playoff progress, Megan talks about getting mad at people on Twitter, Megan is garbage for Fast and Furious 8 (which is also garbage), and Kelsey cries when forced to make a difficult choice. Update: Kelsey insists that “Marry” in MFK essentially means bff for life.  Listen…

Episode 2: A Little Less Conversation, a Little More Ranting

Wherein your hosts talk about Daryl Katz being a scumbag, why white men need to stop, the NHL playoffs, why Nick Miller is the best character on TV, why Outlander isn’t too sexy for high school kids….. and all that before we get to Sidney Crosby and Taylor Hall. The bookshelf we refer to : …

Episode #1: Taylor Hall Forever

Wherein your hosts Megan and Kelsey talk an awful lot about Taylor Hall, even after we promised not to. We touch on Riverdale, Fast & Furious 8, Oiler playoffs, and why we hate Patrick Kane. Listen now: Sound Cloud Link to Episode 1 Show notes: GarbageFirePodScripts