Episode 47: The One With The Polygamy

Wherein your hosts cry about Taylor Hall finally getting a chance to play in the Stanley Cup Playoffs (HOW DO YOU LIKE THEM APPLES), the generation gap between them and their students, which MCU man would be the best performer (hint: it’s not Dr Strange), which two body parts are their favourites, under which circumstances…

Episode 46: The One With Zero Points

Wherein your hosts (and very special guests) talk about Easter chocolate, hockey boys, why Georges Laraque needs to be strapped to a rocket and fired into the sun, Taylor Hall going coast to coast like butter on toast, past Oilers crushes, how Brittney lost a game specially designed for her (but don’t worry, she finished…

Episode 45: The One With The Sword In The Stone

Wherein your hosts watch Guy Ritchie’s “King Arthur: Legend of the Sword”, and comment on the number of times the subtitles say clamoring, drool over Charlie Hunnam (because of course they do), discuss the reasons that there isn’t going to be a sequel (even though there should be), and why this film is criminally underrated….

Episode 44: The One Where The Kids Did Good

Wherein your hosts talk about school (a lot), the Oilers (a lot, for some reason), the Devils (for other reasons), why Penn Cage is a terrible person (and name for a character), why RISE on NBC has some potential despite Ted from HIMYM being the main character, what luxury items they would like to have…

Episode 43: The One With The Hard Choices

Wherein your hosts talk about what’s new in their jobs, their private versus public lives, why a return visit to Wakanda wasn’t quite as resonant, which Scientologist should be pushed in front of a moving vehicle, whether PK or Clay Matthews would make a better animal caregiver, which iteration of Taylor Hall should be cherished,…

Episode 42: The One With All The 90s Music

Wherein your hosts spend an AWFUL lot of time talking about the Oscars and whether or not the Best Picture of the year will win the Best Picture award, which songs from the 90s best encapsulate that decade, why Alan Rickman wasn’t a great Louis XIV, why the show Everything Sucks is better than its…

Episode 41: The One With Some White Male Mediocrity

Wherein your hosts talk a lot (like A LOT) about the Olympics, which Olympic moments were their favourites, why they’d let both Scott and Tessa walk all over them wearing skates, what might happen at the NHL deadline (Erik Karlsson to New Jersey – you heard it here first), why Kelsey was disappointed with the…

Episode 40: The One With The Wakandan Sunset

Wherein your hosts take a trip to Wakanda to explore the masterpiece that is Black Panther (spoilers ahoy!), spit some hot takes about the Star Wars universe, create content for Three Billboards Outside Rogers Place and decide which morning experience leaves you the most bitter.   Listen on SoundCloud Listen on Itunes Listen on Stitcher

Episode 39: The One With All The Cuts

Wherein your hosts battle with technical difficulties, and talk about the Olympics, why the New York Rangers did a good thing this week, why Taylor Hall is better than you (and why the Devils are one of the best organizations in hockey), why the Patriots losing the Super Bowl was for the best, which type…

Episode 38: The One With Obee

  Wherein your hosts talk about the Oilers Skills Competition (with help from a very special guest), everything wrong the Oilers Twitter douchebag poll, why JJ Watt is, in fact, the Walter Payton Man of the Year, why this winter has been so goddamned terrible, which Dame is best and which breakfast food they’d fuck….

Episode 37: The One With The Dead Pirate

Wherein your hosts talk about the Oilers for a surprisingly long time, decide on their next live commentary movie, discover that Daniel Day-Lewis’ most recent movie is Not Good, talk about the wonder that is (American Hero) Brian Boyle, lament Taylor Hall’s absence from this year’s ASG, discuss the merits of having a redo for…

Episode 36: The Jesse Puljujarvi Appreciation Hour

Wherein your hosts, without a plan of any sort, talk (a lot)about why Jesse Puljujarvi is their favourite Oiler, what the NHL needs to change in order to be more appealing (spoiler: most things),what’s good about The Last Jedi upon a second viewing (spoiler: everything), and answer a ton of questions about the Oilers, breakfast,…